People often suggest I should be exhausted by travel. I travel a lot, I suppose, but mostly over short distances in Europe, and I always carry my own bag (as, I note, the Pope does nowadays). There are many people my age, older, and younger, who travel much more than I do. David Cameron, for example, and he looks well enough on it, and Angela.
I’ve taken 44 flights so far this year, flown around 90,000 km (just more than twice around the world) visited about twenty countries and still have the appetite for more. I’m off to Sofia today, and thence by bus to Plovdiv. But don’t think for a moment that I travel in great luxury or style. Only 10 of these flights were not economy – most of them were on low-cost airlines, on planes where the seats don’t recline and conditions are cramped. Wizzair, easyJet, and the like (though I avoid Ryanair if I can because I can’t bear their pizzazz).
No, I don’t have patience with the view that travel is tiring. Of course, jet lag is unpleasant, and getting up early, or arriving somewhere late at night, but that’s not the point. That’s not the travelling part. To my mind, travelling is just another way of sitting. Sitting on trains, sitting in taxis, sitting on buses, sitting in other people’s cars, sitting on a plane, in a departure lounge, in a hotel room. It’s all just sitting. Sitting, and generally working. Sitting is not tiring at all. After all, what else do we do at home, or in the office? Sitting, doing emails, that’s actually the whole of life, with a little lying down thrown in at night.
Standing, of course, is tiring, a lot more tiring than walking (think of how exhausting it is to stand in front of paintings and glass cabinets in museums), and I will never buy a standing ticket for an aeroplane if they ever become an option. Ryanair once mooted the idea of ‘standing seats’ and came up with a design, but surely for no other reason than publicity. Perhaps they were inspired by those discreet ledges that medieval monks perched on to relieve their legs after hours and hours of standing and praying.
Ryanair’s proposed ‘standing seats’…
Salisbury Cathedral economy class
No, I don’t find travel tiring. I still find it stimulating.
What’s important, is to follow some basic rules:
- Don’t fly early in the morning. Get up at the usual time.
- Don’t arrive late at night. Arrive in time for dinner.
- Don’t drink alcohol at all whilst on the road, or in the air, but eat everything they put in front of you.
- Don’t be anxious about departure times. Arrive at the airport an hour before a flight is due to leave. It’s always plenty of time, whatever they tell you. After all, there’s always another flight, or an airport hotel, and in all my years of travel I’ve only ever missed one flight. (Note that if your flight is about to close, there’s always an official who will shout out your destination and call you to the front of the queue.)
- Treat the queues at security and passport control with a Buddhist nonchalance.
- Treat delays with a Buddhist nonchalance.
- Always have some work to do. I do my best work at 10,000 metres, blissfully uninterrupted.
- Don’t talk to the person sitting next to you until the plane starts to descend.
- Don’t join queues until you have to. I’ve never understood why passengers queue just in front of the gate as soon as the flight starts boarding. You have an allocated seat, so what’s the point? They won’t go without you. Just sit and watch and wait, with a Buddhist nonchalance, if possible.
- Sit near the luggage carousel and wait for your luggage to appear before rushing forward to pick it up.
- Take your own tea bags.
- Don’t be anxious about turbulence. The wings never fall off.
“eat everything they put in front of you.” – I’d argue with that… The idea with bringing your own tea bags – how smart! Never thought of it. How about bringing your own snacks as well?
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